-> "If They Only Had a Brain"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Brain, Heart"
Original Performer:
Ray Bolger, Jack Haley
Parody Song Title:
"If They Only Had a Brain"
Parody Written by:
Tanya Tilth
The Lyrics
They love death above their own lives, allowed to beat their 4 wives,
And still think they own Spain.
Child marriage makes them smile, Prophet was a Pedophile.
Cuz they have a Muslim brain
They believe the moon was split, and women need no clit,
And clouds make all the rain.
Their Koran says hate the Jews and die for virgin rendezvous,
Cause they have a Muslim brain
Oh they
All have to say
That women must be pure.
They could make up lies you never heard before.
And then they’d spit,
And call you whore
They are so full of manura, their heads all full of surah,
Their god inflicting pain.
Allah gives them elation, torture is his masturbation,
Cause they have a Muslim brain
Never question the Koran but, If you don’t understand what,
He chose not to impart,
Just believe in it blindly, Allah isn’t very kindly
Cause he has a Muslim heart
Islam’s filled with barbarism, culture, animism,
And that is just a start.
Rape a slave Allah oks it, ask Mohammad he obeys it
Cause they have a Muslim heart
Allah’s will
To honor kill
If women aren’t controlled.
Make them cover up so they can fit the mold.
The dowry’s paid,
Her body’s sold!
When Allah meets a denier, he roasts him in hellfire,
And tears his skin apart.
Prophet said “Kill all black dogs, eat flies wings, but never eat hogs”
Cause they have a Muslim heart.
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