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Song Parodies -> "If I Had Some Mary Jane"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had Brain"

Original Performer:

Ray Bolger

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had Some Mary Jane"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy H.

The Lyrics

1 in the morning and i'm bored
I could jump from big ole towers
Wishin for super powers
Go messing up my brain
Eyesight wouldn't be a-matchin'
While my body starts a-crashin'
If I had some Mary Jane

Make up words like oscarsniddle
My fingers I would twiddle
Pretend I am a plane
Then I'd go and do some drinkin
My conscience be a-shrinkin
If I had some Mary Jane

Oh I could never die
Oops just ran into a door
I should go sit down before I hit the floor
And once I sit, I'll smoke some more

I should get myself a muffin
But I got to keep on puffin
I think I've gone insane
Oh man that girl looks scary
Woops! That is my girlfriend Sherry
Guess i had to much Mary Jane

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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 2   1
 3   2
 4   5
 5   7

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queen - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
i love jeremy
Unknown - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Then marry him!
rob - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd really give it 4.5's across the board, if they allowed decimals.

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