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Song Parodies -> "The Nookie Pokey"
Original Song Title:
"The Hokey Pokey"
Original Performer:
Ray Anthony and the Band
Parody Song Title:
"The Nookie Pokey"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
You put your finger in
You pull your finger out
You put your finger in
And you koochy it about
You do The Nookie Pokey
When you have your babe around
That's what it's all about..
You put your cool toy in
You pull your cool toy out
You put your cool toy in
Keep it shakin' all about
You do The Nookie Pokey
Like a pitcher on the mound
That's what it's all about..
You stick your taster in
You pull your taster out
You stick your taster in
And you slither it about
You do The Nookie Pokey
Gettin' drooly by the pound
That's what it's all about..
You bring your wallet in
You take a small pack out
You roll that thin skin on
And you stretch it all about..
You do The Nookie Pokey
Scratchin' carpet like a hound
That's what it's all about..
You put your Orville in
You pull your Orville out
You put your Orville in
Make him wiggle like a trout
You do The Nookie Pokey
Squirmy wormin' all around
That's what it's all about..
Yeah, that's what it's all about..
You pull your finger out
You put your finger in
And you koochy it about
You do The Nookie Pokey
When you have your babe around
That's what it's all about..
You put your cool toy in
You pull your cool toy out
You put your cool toy in
Keep it shakin' all about
You do The Nookie Pokey
Like a pitcher on the mound
That's what it's all about..
You stick your taster in
You pull your taster out
You stick your taster in
And you slither it about
You do The Nookie Pokey
Gettin' drooly by the pound
That's what it's all about..
You bring your wallet in
You take a small pack out
You roll that thin skin on
And you stretch it all about..
You do The Nookie Pokey
Scratchin' carpet like a hound
That's what it's all about..
You put your Orville in
You pull your Orville out
You put your Orville in
Make him wiggle like a trout
You do The Nookie Pokey
Squirmy wormin' all around
That's what it's all about..
Yeah, that's what it's all about..
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Nothing pokey 'bout the way you keep 'pounding out' these winners, AFW!
inspired lunacy...sang itself
Thanks, TJ, and al
I can't believe you get away with this stuff, AFW. Glad you do, though. 555
delightfully subversive, AFW - cool toy! - LOL - 555
Thanks, Kris, and Stu
While I do wish you had choose a different song as parodies of songs like this kinda drive me a little crazy, I couldn't do anything but laugh. . .this highly sexual, but far from traditional or pornographic diddy actually sounds like a "How To Have very unusual fun with your mate" guide, I liked it very much.
Naughty, naughty AFW. Somehow I get the feeling 20 more verses could be done from this...save it for whatfreaks Mk. 2!
I loved it... whatfreaks with a pg 14 rating
LOL
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