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Song Parodies -> "The Dubya Pokey"

Original Song Title:

"The Hokey Pokey"

Original Performer:

Ram Trio

Parody Song Title:

"The Dubya Pokey"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Donkeys

The Lyrics

He's got a mindless grin
He's got a smirking mouth
He's got a mindless grin
And a stupid-Dubya-snout
He'll do The Dubya Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

He thinks he's gonna win
He likes to bleat and shout
He thinks he's gonna win
He's a crazy goofy lout
He'll do The Dubya Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

Dick Cheney has the clout
Dick Cheney has the clout
Dick Cheney has the clout
And he pushes Dubya 'bout
He'll do The Cheney Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

We're gonna vote them out
We're gonna vote them out
We're gonna vote them out
Vote them outta there no doubt
We'll vote for Kerry-Edwards
At the Two-November-Rout
And throw Bush-Cheney out!

Karl Rove is whisperin'
In Dubya's ear no doubt
Karl Rove is whisperin'
And he carries lotsa clout
He'll do The Rovey Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

The White House tries to spin
When Dubya bleats and shouts
The White House tries to spin
When Shrub's gibberish comes out
They'll do The Spinning Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when they'll be thrown out!

The puppet-strings on him
They yank the Dubya 'bout
The puppet-strings on him
Yank the Dubya all about
He'll do The Puppet Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

He's sending our troops in
To suck the crude oil out
He's sending our troops in
And Iraq he's suckin' out
He'll do The Oily Pokey
'Til the Two-November-Rout
That's when he'll be thrown out!

Bush-Cheney will not win
We're gonna vote them out
Bush-Cheney must not win
Or they'll take your Rights no doubt
We'll do The Freedom Pokey
At the Two-November-Rout
And throw Bush-Cheney out!

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