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Song Parodies -> "Kournikova"

Original Song Title:

"Nessun Dorma"

Original Performer:

Puccini

Parody Song Title:

"Kournikova"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

This is all the italian I know!!!
Kournikova!
Kournikova!

Tu pure, o PrinceOTenniza,
Di Otro Starz Cun stanza
Un dee sae hu Chi, Tinka chi is Di Hussi
Flicki Di fingro at si!
Martina sae si no bi nothine,
Oui, Oiu, un Stefi sae si cun no serve
Si justo centro foldo!

Si hasta fanza lika Yves Saint Laurent,
Hi sae mamma mia!

en wimbeldon! Es in di French Open!
Anna Kournikova! Che a lose Six-o-Love!
Six-o-love! Six-o-Love!
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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2
Total Votes: 5

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italian - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry.....which language did you use?you are offending my motherlanguage.... you haven't used a word that was ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daygo Red - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Tu' si patse' ciucci!
Laurence Dunne - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Italian, Of course I didn't, it wasn't supposed to be italian. Try reading it phonetically in English.

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