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Song Parodies -> "Forms I Hate"
Original Song Title:
"Born Too Late"
Original Performer:
Poni-Tails
Parody Song Title:
"Forms I Hate"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
Forms I Hate / Born Too Late – Poni-Tails ‘50s
Forms I hate – 1040, Schedules
A and B’ll guarantee I’ll
be up late
filling in forms I hate.
Tho’ TaxCut® will do the summing,
still, to me falls the out-bumming
task to state
what to calculate.
Schedule C and all of the endless
adjunct forms it spawns
will consume a whole evening,
and I’ll still be on D when day dawns.
So what I
odiate when tax-time looming’s
less to pay’t than my entombing
by a spate
of forms-to-fill I hate.
Celebrate the Ides of April!
For, that date, those tides of pap’r’ll
‘vaporate
with filled-in forms I ha-a-a-a-ate,
sent off to Feds and State.
Feels great!
Forms I hate – 1040, Schedules
A and B’ll guarantee I’ll
be up late
filling in forms I hate.
Tho’ TaxCut® will do the summing,
still, to me falls the out-bumming
task to state
what to calculate.
Schedule C and all of the endless
adjunct forms it spawns
will consume a whole evening,
and I’ll still be on D when day dawns.
So what I
odiate when tax-time looming’s
less to pay’t than my entombing
by a spate
of forms-to-fill I hate.
Celebrate the Ides of April!
For, that date, those tides of pap’r’ll
‘vaporate
with filled-in forms I ha-a-a-a-ate,
sent off to Feds and State.
Feels great!
© Stan Hall … which will at least partly explain my likely slowed pace of contributions and/or comments in the coming week or so. :-)
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Your Poni parodies have inspired several tales that I'm working on.
only 3 sure things...death , taxes and amusing parodies from YOU
I can't improve on alvin's comment - good use of an old song I had forgotten until now.
Oh, Dave , why oh why, was it my fate to be, to be born too late . . . Oh Dave !
Thanks, folks. But, Cakes, who's "Dave"? :-)
Very timely topic that many of us can relate to.
I'm in pretty good shape this year. I hope to have my extention ready to file by the 15th.
I'm in pretty good shape this year. I hope to have my extention ready to file by the 15th.
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