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Song Parodies -> "Pope Then Took My Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Pope Then Took My Fries"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

My
Tummy growled anew
Appetite renewed
Ohhhhh
I must satisfy
Some place I must drive
Burger King nearby

I
Took my food from line
Sat in booth to dine
Ohhhhh
Fatty food desired
Papal robe passed by
Pope then took my fries

Holy gaffe
This papal palm had snatched
Methinks he could buy his own
Anger came
My heart engaged in rage
Shouldn’t he be in Rome?

He
Wanted to appease
Offered diocese
Noooo
“Pope, I can’t be swayed
I’m a protestant guy.
Give me back my fries.”

He gave back my
Fries.
Methinks I protestant too much at The Blogging Baker

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Patrick - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember the ads where the King showed up in peoples bedrooms and on the football field. Now the image of the Pope walking through a Burger King snatching someone's fries. That's funny. I'll have that picture in my mind the rest of the day.
Wendy Christopher - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, that's it for me now - never again am I going to be able to go into Burger King without giggling to myself like a crazy person! High '5's all round!
Old Man Ribber - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - I can relate to this. The Greek Orthodox Patriarch once tried to take my baklava! Wonderfully wacky in the Warren way!
WarrenB - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick- I hope it was a nice picture.
Wendy- I'm glad it gave you the giggles.
OMR- And I now thank you in the Warren way. Thank you!

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