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Song Parodies -> "Tiger!"

Original Song Title:

"Timber"

Original Performer:

Pitbull ft. Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Only thing I couldn't parody was Ke$ha's moaning in the OS which was omitted from most lyrics sites anyway!
[US Army GI]
It's moving down, I'm yelling “Tiger!”
We better move, and do it fast
It‘s quite a sight, this awesome panzer
70 tons*, in the Ardennes

[King Tiger Commander]
Unprepared they are, no armor at all
MG is belching, I watch as they fall
I have 'em using bazookas- bounce off
Rifle grenades from M1s-wrong, Tiger
Gun down, tearin’ ’em up, Tiger
That's the way we spill their blood! Tiger
The Bulge is a test of wills
Weather won‘t hold, but we hope it will, Tiger

Fire the 88, round + round
Put up a fight, they’re going down
Just one shot, HE round
Sherman in sight, it's going down
Fire the 88, round + round
Put up a fight, they’re going down
Just one shot, HE round
Sherman in sight, it's going down

[US Army GI]
It's moving down, I'm yelling “Tiger!”
We better move, and do it fast
It‘s quite a sight, this awesome panzer
70 tons*, in the Ardennes

It's moving down, I'm yelling “Tiger!”
We better move, and do it fast
It‘s quite a sight, this awesome panzer
70 tons*, in the Ardennes

[King Tiger Commander]
Look up in the sky, a T-bolt, damn plane
Air enemy, suddenly all things change
Life is hell, dodging planes
On its way, rockets on its wings
Six inch rockets on their way down, Volley!
Got turret and tracks spinnin‘ round, Hurry!
Make an exit now, why? 'cause rockets are worse than rounds!!!

[Hit- we die]**

Fire the 88, round + round
Put up a fight, they’re going down
Just one shot, HE round
Sherman in sight, it's going down
Fire the 88, round + round
Put up a fight, they’re going down
Just one shot, HE round
Sherman in sight, it's going down

[US Army GI]
It's moving down, I'm yelling “Tiger!”
We better move, and do it fast
It‘s quite a sight, this awesome panzer
70 tons*, in the Ardennes

It's moving down, I'm yelling “Tiger!”
We better move, and do it fast
It‘s quite a sight, this awesome panzer
70 tons*, in the Ardennes

[Weather clears, support flies in]
*actually, 68 tons max
** more King Tigers were killed by aircraft than by tanks and if tanks by either the Sherman Firefly with a 17 Pdr or Soviet tanks at near point-blank ranges except IS-2 or KVs

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