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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Like You (Pekingese Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Like You (King Louie's Song)"

Original Performer:

Phil Harris / Jungle Book

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Like You (Pekingese Song)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Now I'm a cuddly lapdog
I'm a little Pekingese
Down there underneath this hair
I'm smaller than my fleas
I wanna be a big, big dog
More like a great Great Dane
But all the other dogs just
Look at me like I'm insane

Though..
Scooby Doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Bark like you, (Raggy)
You'll ree it's rue
A Rekinese
Can grow to be bigger than Shih Tzu


Don't try to kid me, Shaggy
Don't palm me off on Fred
Or I'll have sex with Velma's specs
Cock my leg on Daphne's head
Feed me Scooby Snacks, Shaggy
We can make a deal
Then we'll with ease solve mysteries
And ride the Scoobmobile

Oh!
Scooby Doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Ralk like you, (Raggy)
And I want to-hoo
Solve mysteries
So I can be a pesky kid too


I'll OD on growth hormones
I'll get gene therapies
Take steroids so I'll grow, Grow, GROW
Great Dane-size Pekingese
I'll start to go bananas
From all the drugs I eat
Soon I'll find I'll lose my mind
Before my growth's complete

No!
Scrappy Doo
I'm turning into you
Because I yap like you
Talk crap like you, "Puppy Power?" oooh
I know it's true
A Pekingese
Can never grow to be
Scoo-hooby
Doo-hoo
Can never grow to be
Scoo-hooby
Doo-hoo
I'll never grow to be
Scoo-hooby..
Boo hoo

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