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Song Parodies -> "California (Here She Comes)"

Original Song Title:

"California (Here I Come)"

Original Performer:

Phantom Planet

Parody Song Title:

"California (Here She Comes)"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

"At the conclusion of a hearing Thursday morning before California Superior Court Judge Aurelio N. Munoz, lawyers for Hollywood mogul Peter F. Paul will begin seeking sworn testimony from all three Clintons – Bill, Hillary and Chelsea – along with top Democratic Party leaders and A-list celebrities, including Barbra Streisand, John Travolta, Brad Pitt and Cher. (testifying for the prosecution)

Paul's team hopes for a trial in October. The Clinton's longtime lawyer David Kendall, who will attend the hearing, has declined comment on the suit. (so the media won't have to report more than they need to - after all, it's the protected democrats they really worry about & won't this REALLY hurt her campaign, unless she keeps in quiet until AFTER the elections, (what do you expect from crooks?)

The Clintons have tried to dismiss the case, but the California Supreme Court, in 2004, upheld a lower-court decision to deny the motion..."

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Clinton's hiding some
holds a smoking gun
And believes she's number one
California here she comes
Where her fraud case all begun

Hustlers hide your funds
Here's comes criminal Clinton
(the jump suit's color's like the sun)
California here she comes!

Here she Comes!

There's no quid pro quo
We'll hear the snow
She won't be rescued this time
California here comes fun!
Chief fraud case on the Hill bar none!

Stars testifying
Telling the whole thing
Tape recordings with her voice
California here she comes!
And may stay for a prison run

Hillary Comes!

Bill and Hillary To Face Fraud Trial - "Paul contends his case will expose "the institutional culture of corruption embraced by the Clinton leadership of the Democratic Party," which seeks to attain "unaccountable power for the Clintons at the expense of the rule of law and respect for the constitutional processes of government...." -- -- (LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY!)

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 9

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Jason - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I can see fireworks taking place here soon! (It wasn't me that left that 111 vote though)
Linda T - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Jason, I bet they will! Maybe I should have changed it to
"gosh gee Bushie's really dumb"
The pacing would be great for that song and I could make them all happy, gleeful and then surely get praises for my high talents and 555s all over the place!
(shucks & damnit!)
Non Partisan - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
"widespread corruption by the Clintons and the Democratic Party." Got news for ya: the whole system's corrupt. At least the Clinton's didn't fake intel to get us into a $3 trillion fiasco.
Also Non-Partisan - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Geez, Linda, can't you drop the sulky "all liberals are brainwashed which is why they attack me" whine for a minute? If you keep jumping into a shark pool, don't complain if your leg gets chewed off. Your misplaced indignation and bratty little tantrums are boring.
Having said that, this is pretty good. 544
Very Partisan - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
In fact, the idiots who attack Linda are all brainwashed, which is why they hate to hear the truth about Hillary. I do hope, though, that you'll be giving us some more on Obama and Tony Rezko as well, Linda. Anyone who hasn't been drinking the kool-aid can see the D's are the party of fraud, corruption, murder, sexual predators, and extortion. As for the Clintons, they DID fake intel--to get us into Kosovo. Their $3 trillion dollar fiasco (and Obama's, for that matter) would be their thoroughly unfeasible socialized health care plans. And that would be $3 trillion a year, not over five years. Maybe I should call it their $15 trillion dollar catastrophe instead.
Ann Hammond - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
he he I hope not
Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
A Republican accusing a Democrat of fraud is like a Met fan accusing the Yankees of choking. Even if it were true... consider the source!
littleCupCakes - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . the high level of fraud is so frustrating . . .
John Jenkins - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very clever parody, particularly the Hill pun.
Linda T - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Non Partisan -
Great argument!
The Clinton's are up for trial for the biggest financial fraud in our Hill's history and are being deceptive to win an election - but "at least they're better than..." OMG! (Not even a good try here hun!)

Also Non Partisan -
I'm not really complaining, I am making a point - big difference! My only real complaint with it all is that those who are in the shark pool going for me, are not the very brightest fishes in the water! - Their best arguments are remedial and mostly consist of telling me to "take my meds" (and other choice 'come-backs' like it!) It's much more like I'm swimming with tadpoles, not sharks!
Linda T - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
John Jenkins - thank you, very sweet and much appreciated!
Linda T - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment

 Michael Pacholek – I tend to believe that the media’s protection of the liberals is what leads you to believe that the right is more corrupt than the left. The amount of press that covers any right-wing “perceived” corruptions, (real or fabricated), tends to be over-the-top, tries and finds guilty for these perceived crimes in every case & doesn’t report these “created corruptions” when they turn out to be just that, “created”. No evidence, no conviction, no fines etc., but the public, like you, who are unwilling to see the “guilty” of the “crimes” in these “stories” to the end, are unaware or just do not care to stop the guilty verdict forced into their brains by the left wing elitist & media and so actually see these non-crimes as they really are – non-crimes – made-up – for the purpose of taking a party down.
So, the protected left, get corruption stories on the back page, (if a story even comes out  --- because any corruptions they can easily hide for the left, they will – AND THEY DO!)
Take Hillary’s latest financial fraud case! She is so protected, people don’t even know & there is a great deal of proof and mounting proof via tapes and witnesses etc! But does the general public know? COURSE NOT! It’s being hidden so that the entitled one can run for president, deceiving all those who vote for her in the country! That’s a crime all by itself --- and then there is your current governor's scandal, money laundering, prostitution - what is the figure now, $100K worth, (and the creep has his wife by his side both days, what a pig, I feel terrible for her! But you know, full well, if Hillary were a republican, (and THANK God she is not!), the media would be all over this story, we’d hear it day in and day out for months on end and there is no way she would be able to run for her entitled position! (and even more, you know that – denial of that by you would make you look like a liar & we all know that the left “doesn’t lie” (right)

TIP 4 U: Although your metaphor was off-base in the way you intended to use it, I am not a Yankees fan, (or a baseball fan), so that doesn’t work with me. I LOVE football though! Use a metaphor that relates to football, and on this end, it will be much more understood! Any metaphor that lifts up the Eagles, Chargers or the Saints, will be taken more serious than uplifting any other teams… (Eagles especially, but all three would work). Finally, any metaphor that contains the Cowboys, (unless slamming them) will be totally ignored every time, without response… Or, maybe not every time, maybe once and a while I will reply with some great Yankee slams, who knows  
Alpha Skua - October 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Storm the Albatross - April 21, 2018 - Report this comment
What dose the hispanic version sound like its the one all of the new demacrats like to sing while crossing the borders
Libby - February 08, 2021 - Report this comment
I figured it out...Linda Terhune=Alpha Skua.

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