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Song Parodies -> "Gown Down"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Gown Down"

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The Lyrics

I'm with a lady
Who's just a little bit shady,
As I hoped she was
Gown Down..
Mixed us a rum thing
Said, she'd slip into something
Of Victoria's
Gown Down..

The mood is set romantic
And the music's soft and pretty
She is in the next room
Humming this familiar ditty
Making me glow..

The lights flicker dimmer, now
Chug down a shooter of doubles,
I squirm in my chair, and dream..
Gown Down..
Fantasy rules my mind
Gown Down
Picture her curved behind
Gown Down..
Erotic, waiting can be
(Gown Down)

Been quite a while
Since she strolled out smiling
Is she changing clothes?
Gown Down..
Wonder, should I
Call out to hear a reply, or
Sit and tap my toes..
Gown Down..

The soft music's still coming
But her humming's
Now subsided
Erection I had is going down
Won't have to hide it
Real world again..

Hope's like the lights, dimmer now
Chug two more shooters of doubles,
Rise out of my chair, pick up..
Gown Down,
Knock on her bedroom door,
Gown Down,
Open it, hear her snore,
Gown Down,
Crushed like a wave on the shore,
(Gown Down, Gown Down)

Gown Down
(Gown Down)

I tip toe back, put on my coat
And drag my lonely heart out
How could this have happened
After such a sexy start out..
I'll never know..

Get in my car, turn the key
And then.................
(Oh my God!
I got so caught up in the moment,
I forgot.. I live here...and she's my wife!!
No wonder she fell asleep...duh)

Gown Down (gown down) Gown Down (gown down)
Gown Down (gown down) Gown Down (gown down)
(Fade out....)

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Total Votes: 6

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alvin - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
nice title concept
UnKnownVotress - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
sir, . . . it's best to go easy on the whiskey!
AFW - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thankis, alvin, and could be right

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