Clear writing requires no explanation. Message: Take your saltpeter and cover your buddy's back, whether it's male or female.

More commentary from an individual that doesn't have the integrity to print her own name or S/N. Btw, 1) As a woman what would you know of saltpeter? Nothing. 2) Saltpeter is only used in bootcamp and it doesn't work!!! 3) I wrote the lyrics to conform to the OJ (Original Jingle) so it might be confusing to some people, which you have disregarded and 4) if you think you are so smart then let me throw about a thousand German terms and English Milspeak terms at you to see if you understand advanced aviation, small arms, MBTs, naval tech, mil operating systems, mil strategic terms, etc...!!! You'd have to Google navigate your butt off and still many acronyms and terms would not come up as they come from military journals and defense tech mags. Also, there are private military terms familiar to servicepeople but not your avg. civilian. You fail to impress me with your opinions and saw that you 1-bombed JAB as well for his production. When will you ever be near 4000 parodies? Never! When will you hit over 2000 like me? Never. It's pretty easy to 1-bomb others' parodies when you are not posting yours. But what comes around goes around. As for "Fungirl" more like Shunned Girl :)~

Time to switch from verbal 88mm KWK 43 L/71 to 128mm PAK-44: Fungirl, either post your given name, S/N, or artist page of YOUR parodies for direct comparison... or move along. You are out-voted and have lost. Spew all the Netspeak you want. Doesn't dent my armor a bit :)

There's a fungus named Fungirl among us.

this wasn't about chocolate this wasn't about chocolate at all! 5's

absolute genius writing. how you can write about nothing is brilliant. this was the funniest by far of anything you've written in weeks

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