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Song Parodies -> "Buff, The Horny Dragon"

Original Song Title:

"Puff, The Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Buff, The Horny Dragon"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I realize this is quite repetitious in the chorus..but that's the way the original was done
Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely

Little Heidi Hotbreath swooned each time he passed
He clicked her switch and turned her on
And made her heart beat fast

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely

One day he stopped and chatted
With the fiery female
Sure, he got an awful lot,
But, could always use more tail
He said, "My cave, or yours?"
His favorite pick up line
She did not play hard to get,
Just said, "I'm yours, be mine.."

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Lived by a she
Cool as a fridge, always combed his ridge
As he strutted handsomely

So, Buff and Heidi romanced,
Passions tumbled free
How do dragons do such things?
Well, very carefully...
Buff was deeply smitten
Like he'd never been before
His "Love 'em, leave 'em" manner
Just left right out the door, oh!

They settle down, together
Domesticated, tight
Wondrously, they got along
And never fought a Knight
In their condo cave,
With lions as their pets
Live happy Buff, and Heidi
And their seven dragonettes. oh!

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin' on a ridge
Ever after, happily

Buff, The Horny Dragon
Heidi's his she
Ice for their fridge, livin on a ridge
Ever after, happily..

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Royce Miller - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Can't ask for much more than ice in the fridge and livin' on a ridge.
Johnny D - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm dragon some fives your way.
Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Aww... sweet! 555.
alvin rhodes - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
favorite line ?...never fought a knight
TJC - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Very cute and scans well at the round table...
AFW - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Royce, Johnny, Susanna, alvin, and TJC
Kristof Robertson - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Livin' On a Ridge? Wasn't that an Aerosmith song? ;-) Very cute, AFW
AFW - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...not sure about the Aerosmith song
The award for "Best Pun" thus far goes to... - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny D! Wholly unexpected! And a huge scaly set of 5's to this parody!
nogardynroh - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
it was fine but needs more sex.
Amanda - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
He was in my eighth-grade English class. (OK, there was a guy like him who I remember very vividly.)
LadyRidgeWay - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR , El SatyrMayor; I adore this rendition of SirPuff ! Love the 'condo Cave & the seven Dragonettes ! verry nice, Sir !
AFW - August 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, for votes and comments on this oldie, Amanda, and LCC

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