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Song Parodies -> "He's On Trial As A Pedophile"

Original Song Title:

"Never Smile At A Crocodile"

Original Performer:

Peter Pan Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"He's On Trial As A Pedophile"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

He's on trial as a pedophile
Though they've never proved that he's a pedophile
All the money spent
All the half-truths bent
We're all wondering how those lawyers can still defend

He's on trial as a pedophile
So they flashed him 'nat' and put it in his file
When they sue him in court
It's hard 'Knox' like the 'Fort'
Though the pile can stack a mile against this pedophile

He may sleep with kids in his bed
But that's so they can get ahead
If you're gonna stay at his place
Take some mace in case his dreams get wet

He's on trial as a pedophile
Though he won't sign pictures for his pedo-file
He seems weak and pale
And his body's frail
He would not survive if they would throw his butt in jail

He's on trial as a pedophile
Would you let him go if it was your own child?
If it were, I might say
'Go ahead, make my day'
Not my way to save nice words for any pedophile

But no proof, what a shock
No action, just more talk
And more lies from all the guys defending pedophile

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Cinema Goer - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Which Peter Pan movie are we talking about here? Obviously not the Disney version. One of the black-and-whites, perhaps?
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny twist on the OS, Tim. 555
Tim Mayfield - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The Disney Version.

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