I Won’t Grow Up by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

DONALD: Are you ready for today’s lesson? ALL THE PEOPLE: Yes, Donald!
DONALD: OK, repeat after me:

I won’t grow up. (I won’t grow up.)
I don’t want intelligence (I don’t want intelligence)
Just to parrot party lines. (Just to parrot party lines.)
Or to make me change my mind. (Or to make me change my mind.)
If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to tweet a tweet,
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up. Not me!

I won’t grow up. (I won’t grow up.)
I don’t want to learn a thing. (I don’t want to learn a thing.)
I want to be an orange boy (I want to be an orange boy)
Until twenty nineteen. (Until twenty nineteen.)
If it means I must prepare and pretend I really care,
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up. Not me!

Never gonna be adult. No, sir! Like to see somebody try and make me.
Anyone who wants to try and turn me into a man, I will ban.
I won’t grow up. Not a billion will I pinch.
I’ll never get a real job, just find another wench.
‘Cause growing up is bigly uglier than all the ugly things that ever were.
So, I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up. So, there!

I won’t grow up. (I won’t grow up.)
I’ll never even try. (I’ll never even try.)
I’ll do what Vlady tells me (I’ll do what Vlady tells me)
And I’ll never ask him why. (And I’ll never ask him why.)
‘Cause he’s a really smart adult guy.

I won’t grow up. (I won’t grow up.)
I’ll never age a day. (I’ll never age a day.)
And if someone tries to make me (And if someone tries to make me)
I’ll just send them far away. (I’ll just send them far away.)

I won’t grow up. (I won’t grow up.)
I promise that I won’t. (I promise that I won’t.)
I will stay a child forever (I will stay a child forever)
And move to Russia if I don’t. (And move to Russia if I don’t.)
And Trumpy Land will always be the home of orangish youth.
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up.
Believe you me, that’s the truth.