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Song Parodies -> "Never Smile At That Carol Smiley"
Original Song Title:
"Never Smile At A Crocodile"
Original Performer:
Peter Pan
Parody Song Title:
"Never Smile At That Carol Smiley"
Parody Written by:
Will Agrudis Glover
The Lyrics
Carol Smiley is a woman from a really bad old TV show called Changing Rooms, where Carol Smiley, well, DESTROYED people's homes.
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley, you can't get friendly with that Carol Smile-
ley. She'll take you in with her welcome grin
She's imagining your living room with zebra skin
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. Don't leave your house and go out for awhile
Always watch, your window, say good-night, not hello
Clear the aisle but never smile at evil Carol Smile-
ley. She is a werewolf at night
Lots ot bedrooms are losing the fight
But there's always some special case, time or place
To excite overnight
Remember:
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. You can't get friendly with that Carol Smile-
ley. She'll take you in with her welcome grin
She's imagining your dining room in shocking pink
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. Don't leave your house and go out for awhile
Be cautious every day, Carol Smiley's on her way
Clear the aisle but never smile at evil Carol Smile-
ley!
ley, you can't get friendly with that Carol Smile-
ley. She'll take you in with her welcome grin
She's imagining your living room with zebra skin
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. Don't leave your house and go out for awhile
Always watch, your window, say good-night, not hello
Clear the aisle but never smile at evil Carol Smile-
ley. She is a werewolf at night
Lots ot bedrooms are losing the fight
But there's always some special case, time or place
To excite overnight
Remember:
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. You can't get friendly with that Carol Smile-
ley. She'll take you in with her welcome grin
She's imagining your dining room in shocking pink
Never smile at that Carol Smile-
ley. Don't leave your house and go out for awhile
Be cautious every day, Carol Smiley's on her way
Clear the aisle but never smile at evil Carol Smile-
ley!
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Fun stuff, Will. I've always had a thing for Carol, despite her constantly sunny visage: it's the Scottish accent, I think. And, she looked pretty hot on Strictly Come Dancing! 555
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