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Song Parodies -> "Boy Scout Viewer"

Original Song Title:

"Juke Box Baby"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Scout Viewer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the 300 boy scouts who had enjoyed on the rare 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast for your viewing enjoyment.
Ah! when my boy scout viewer takes the set
'Round the old boy scouts in the television set
The joint starts jumpin' till the set comes going huge!

(Choo-choo-wah, choo-choo-wah,

Boy scout viewer,
You're the swingin'est scout in town!

Put a viewer in for Roxanne
(Boy scout viewer!) get another one for elephants
(Boy scout viewer!) whisper to your Bud Collyer
Three little love words (Manhattan!)

How ya gonna get your boy scouts done
When you keep that boy scouts on the run?
You don't dig Roxanne like ya dig that crazy horn

(Choo-choo-wah, choo-choo-wah,

Hmmm . . .
Boy scout viewer . . .
You're the swingin'est scout in town!

I hear you knockin'
(Boy scout viewer!) Keep the boy scout viewers hoppin'
(Boy scout viewer!) Tell me sincerely
That you ain't forgettin' no " Carole Lombard"

Oh! boy scout viewers . . .
My boy scout viewers . . .
Boy scout viewers!

(Bo-boy scout viewers . . . boy scout viewers . . .
Boy scout viewers!)

All your elephant looking goes down the set
You could live on air if the program's hot
You just ain't quittin' till ya rock last man standing!

(Choo-choo-wah, choo-choo-wah,

Da de dah de dah! . . .
Boy scout viewer . . .
You're the swingin'est scout in town!

Hah! . . . [ (Boy scout viewer!)
You're a "scout" and there's a cheering. . .
Always watchin' "Beat the Clock" . . . ]

Oh! hey, boy-a-scouta
What a 300 boy scout I've found!

Well then there now . . .
Boy scout viewer . . . boy scout viewer!

You're the wingin'est, dingin'est,
Swingin'est "scout" in town!

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