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Song Parodies -> "There's No Way You're Home for the Holidays"
Original Song Title:
"Home for the Holidays"
Original Performer:
Perry Como
Parody Song Title:
"There's No Way You're Home for the Holidays"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Oh, there’s no way you’re home for the holidays
Cause no matter how much you cry and moan
I will bind you for torture in a thousand ways
For the holidays, there’s no way you’ll be home
I stabbed a man who lived in Tennessee,
And he was headed for
Eight straight hours on the rack in my garage
When the cops showed up to interrupt
They fell down my trap door
Though they started out suspicious
Both their livers were delicious
No, I won’t eat your toes with some hollandaise
But you may feel like you’re on Game of Thrones
As I set all your family and friends ablaze
By the holidays, you’ll decompose to bones
Cause no matter how much you cry and moan
I will bind you for torture in a thousand ways
For the holidays, there’s no way you’ll be home
I stabbed a man who lived in Tennessee,
And he was headed for
Eight straight hours on the rack in my garage
When the cops showed up to interrupt
They fell down my trap door
Though they started out suspicious
Both their livers were delicious
No, I won’t eat your toes with some hollandaise
But you may feel like you’re on Game of Thrones
As I set all your family and friends ablaze
By the holidays, you’ll decompose to bones
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Happy Hollandaise (that was a GREAT sub for holidays). This was a lot of fun too! More open than my specific movie themed ones maybe I should explore broader topics with this project but I always had my mind on Great Luke Ski's Fanboy Christmas where he takes Christmas tunes but makes them about nerd culture.
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