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Song Parodies -> "Clean-up After Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Clean-up After Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Christmas is for kids, but the adults have to do all the clean-up!
Clean-up after Xmas
Wrappers, bows, trash- dandy
The cardboard from all box gifts
(Hey kids!)
Some help would come in handy!

Day after will find me
Still stuck in a trash heap
Clean-up after Xmas
Empty bottles, discarded treats!

Lots of toys that are incomplete!

< instrumental break >

Day after will find me
Fixing up the tree
Clean-up after Xmas
Needles everywhere and stench of puppy pee!

Won't anyone please help me?
With this post-Xmas misery?

Any Brandy left? Bring me the bottle!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
off to get a glass of leftover eggnog now if you still have some Rob go ahead and reward yourself for a hard (After Christmas) Day's work! 5's
Rob Arndt - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Yep Jon, downing some Southern Comfort eggnog right now! Thanks bud :))
John Lomain - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
appropriate parody, good wrap-up of situation
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
John, I went to a Xmas party, but helped clean up like every other adult :))

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