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Song Parodies -> "Have Some Eggnog for Xmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Have Some Eggnog for Xmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another one for Jon! Cheers!
Have some eggnog for Xmas
But no Rum or Brandy
Love that smooth liquid bliss
With a smell bubble-gummy!

Christmas Eve will find me
Ladeling out this treat
Have some eggnog for Xmas
Holiday taste that's hard to beat!

< instrumental break >

Christmas Eve will find me
Sippin' eggnog by the tree
Have some eggnog for Xmas
It's my gift to you from me!

So sweet... and yummy!

Originated with the 13 Colonies*

Merry Christmas Y'all!!!

It doesnt get much better than this...
* in England was first known as Posset (warm milk with eggs) and then egg-grog-nog. Grog was slang for Caribbean rum and a noggin was a serving cup. In the Colonies this was shortened to plain eggnog!

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Jonathan - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Cheers Rob! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! interesting to know the origin of this delicious beverage's name! think I'll go get a nice cold glass now! :)
Rob Arndt - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Went to a Xmas party Jon and no eggnog!!! I was forced to drink soda, some vodka, and did jello shots off a girl!!! Fine feast, but no eggnog :-((
John Lomain - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Can't stand eggnog but still good parody
Rob Arndt - December 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Mix in some Rum-Brandy mix or Southern Comfort with the Southern Comfort eggnog brand. It's the best!

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