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Song Parodies -> "BBQ for Christmas (Redneck Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I'll be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"BBQ for Christmas (Redneck Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

BBQ for Christmas
With Bourbon and Whiskey
Faith Hill singing "Where are You Christmas?"
Bloodhound "Dozer" joins in blissfully!

Got me some moonshine, vanilla and oaky*

Christmas Eve will find me
With a road kill feast
BBQ for Christmas
Cooked in Neely's with a side o' canned beans!

Y'all come 'n' feast!

< instrumental break >

Christmas Eve will find me
Snackin' on pig's feet
BBQ for Christmas
And the kids all get Piggly Wiggly treats!

Loaded up in my 4x4!

C'mon Y'all, who wants to play Pin the Tail on the Possum?

Merry Christmas Folks!

C'aint get much better than this...
* legal Troy & Sons Platinum moonshine

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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Jonathan - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm offensive and I find this parody from the south! ha! I kid! Merry Christmas Rob! 5's
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Merry Xmas to you too Jon! Have you done any BBQ parodies?
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
How about Hall & Oates "You Make My Dreams (Come True) as " Welcome to My BBQ?" ;-)
John Lomain - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeehaw, y'all come back now for some 5's ya hear?
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL! Thanks Johnny Joe-Jack ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Close--we had barbecued brisket and bourbon on the front porch, but no country music--strictly ZZ Top, Pink Floyd, and Porcupine Tree.

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