Song Parodies -> "I'll be Pissed by Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

"I'll be Pissed by Christmas"

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The Lyrics

Got inspiration for this from Jonathan!!!

I'll be pissed by Christmas
Gone on a drinkin' spree
The liquor flows over ice, down throat
I pass out and wake up in pee!

Poor old me!!!

Christmas Eve will find me
On a barstool seat
I'll be pissed by Christmas
Hot server with big tits has a hold on me!

Whoopee!!!

< instrumental break >

Christmas Eve will find me
Not drinking milk or tea
I'll be pissed by Christmas
Somebody spike Jonathan's eggnog, please!
(With rum & brandy)

Candy liquors for him to eat! Ha, Ha!!!

Whoopee!!!

Damn, where's my car keys?

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Jonathan - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

were you the one who spiked my eggnog last night? was that you? lol j/k by the way Rob I don't know if you or someone you know likes to bake but if so Walmart now has an Eggnog Cookie mix from Betty Crocker my brother & I just tried 'em out last night and while good they sadly don't taste like eggnog but not at all bad I mean I liked 'em anyway but then again they are a combination of two of my favorite things in this world eggnog and cookies! lol! anyway 5's for this rather sobering parody!

Rob Arndt - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks Jon, btw also at Walmart is eggnog flavored coffee creamer. Don't know if you drink coffee or not, but it's not bad (still cling to Hazelnut)!

Rob Arndt - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Brand is Nestlé Coffee Mate...

Jonathan - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

^ I'm not really a coffee guy more of a tea drinker myself but with eggnog flavored creamer I may just give it a go!

John Lomain - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

funny stuff

Rob Arndt - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment

Thanks JL and Merry Xmas!

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