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Song Parodies -> "Don't Get Stoned for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Get Stoned for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is a parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" about a guy who encourages his friends not to do drugs on Christmas Eve (that's a plus).
Don’t get stoned for Christmas
Don’t smoke too much pot
Can’t you see that LSD
Will screw you up a lot?

Christmas Eve might find you
Locked away in jail
Don’t get stoned for Christmas
You might never pay the bail

Christmas Eve might find you
Locked away in jail
Don’t get stoned for Christmas
You might not afford the bail

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 21

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Chris Caillouet - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Eggnog, anyone? Mulled wine? Brandy? Funny how you don't mention the one drug that our culture most condones and worships, and that is most tightly associated with Christmas (and just about all other) celebrations. Pretty sure that's the one that's going to land the most people in jail and screw up the most lives; the media will announce those specific numbers for us in just a few days so we can verify our predictions. No need to worry about the stoners and the acid heads who will be sitting at home harmlessly enjoying the blinky lights; but you'd better watch out for the ones all hopped up on holiday cheer.
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Weed it and weep- 555 hits. As someone once said, "Puff, Puff, Pass!" Security Code is actually WOW!!!
Patrick - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
There was a song I heard years ago on Dr. Demento, "Let's Have a Drug-Free Christmas This Year". Best line was "Spend the day on Grandma's farm, not on pharmaceuticals". Anyone for a Colorado Christmas Wreath?
Dave W. - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Jesus Cripes, Joseph.. Keep Mary outta that incense for God's sake
Relevance - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, for those worried about the idiot oil, there's "Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas" by John Denver.
Jonathan - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Yo Chris I don't take alcohol in my eggnog it's addicting enough without it! :P 5's

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