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Song Parodies -> "Papa Loves Mom's Dough"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Loves Mambo"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Papa Loves Mom's Dough"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Papa loves Mom's dough
Spends his and hers so
Splurges each dime of it
Has quite a time of it,
That's why we rhyme of it, now (uhh)

Papa loves Mom's dough
(Papa loves Mom's dough)
(Soon Mom won't have no)
(Papa makes cash flow)

Papa buys cars with it,
Plays golf and pars with it,
Smokes big cigars with it, now (uhh)

He spends all...of her cash
Has a ball...throws a bash
In the clubs...every night

(Mama's lookin' for Papa)
(When she finds him, she'll throw a right) (Pow!)

Papa loves Mom's dough
Swings like a yoyo
Out every night so free
Hot chickies on his knee
Acts like he's twenty-three, now (uhh)

Popa loves Mom's dough
(Papa makes no dough)
Mama loves him, tho'
(Mama loves him, tho')
Papa keeps livin' it, forgets, forgivin' it.
Altho' they both know it's not right (uhh)

(Papa loves Mom's dough)
(Mama loves Pop so)

(Papa loves Mom's dough)
(Mama loves Pop so)

He rides high...she stays low
No goodbye...Mom won't go
She thinks Pop...will change his way,
(He's just middle aged crazy)

That candle will burn low, some day..(hey)

Mama loves Pop so
(Papa loves Mom's dough)
Papa loves Mom's dough
(Mama loves Pop tho')

Until the cash runs out,
He's gonna' dash it out,
Flashin' his "Pash" about..hey! (uhh)

(Papa spends Mom's dough)
Mom's Dough Papa
(Mama loves Pop, so)
(But) had nuff, Mama
So much remorse from him
Filed for divorce from him
Judge said, "Of course, you win..Pay!"
Mama loves Pop's dough..(uhh!)

(yet still loves Pop, so)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Timmy1000 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Nothing like having a "sugar mama"
blackjack21 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Yo mama, hit me with some of that dough re mi. I soaked this up like a sponge.
Stephen Harrington - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
5s. Sounds like Papa is a shopaholic.
Andria - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good. I like the OS, and you did a good job with rewriting it. My dad always spent my mom's money on golf clubs, golf balls, cigars, and all kinds of expensive stuff that he could have easily done without until my parents divorced. This basically tells the story of the unmaking of my parents' marriage, although it obviously wasn't intended to do so.
Fiddlegirl - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm assuming Mama's getting something out of the deal, eh? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Guy - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Spending dough is a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Just like mama, I do not have the dirty job of spending my dough, I get a lot of help in that department. Some of us don't know how lucky we have it. Here, give these three saw bucks to the papa relief fund.

The "Cars, Pars, Cigars" triplet was a bit of keen work. Well done again Farce.
John Barry - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, mama, is there nothing left to spend?...555!!!
MadameBeLow - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord SatyrHigh, Mighty Duke o'Edge, this is CABO-WABO award worthy, if not surly !
Christie Marie M - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Mom's dough must be worth $555! Happy investing!
LadyGig&Glow - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . miss you ~Sir L'AIR de Farce~, the mighty Duke oEdge, El SatyrMayor !

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