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Song Parodies -> "Drank A Whole Case Got Stoned For The Holidays"

Original Song Title:

"There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Drank A Whole Case Got Stoned For The Holidays"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
And my bladder kept sprayin' out the foam.
Drank some wine and some moonshine now a foggy daze,
Drinkin' for three days I can't find my way home.

I'll get a can or two of Genesee,
Maybe three or four.
Who can blame ya if you're on a drunken high?
They'll arraign ya if you're travlin',
And tipsy in your car.
Breath-a-logic's scientific,
It's not magic, it's specific.

Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
It don't matter on ex-press way or berm.
If you want to go drivin' in a foggy haze,
Spend your holiday
You'll be for sure interned.

Take a bus, take a train,
Go and hop an aeroplane,
Leave the wife and kiddies out the family car.
Driving plastered sure can sting,
It is such a dumb bell thing,
Get ripped don't leave the bar.

I'll get a can or two of Genesee,
Maybe three or four.
Who can blame ya if you're on a drunken high?
They'll arraign ya if you're travlin',
And tipsy in your car.
Breath-a-logic's scientific,
It's not magic, it's specific.

Drank a whole case got stoned for the holidays,
It don't matter on ex-press way or berm.
If you want to go drivin' in a foggy haze,
Spend your holiday
You'll be for sure interned.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

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Phil Alexander - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Just spotted that this is your 600th, Guy - congrats & all that. But you could have chosen a song I know ;-)
Guy - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually the 600th was my Bicarbian Pop Sody that posted yesterday. I have this feeling that you know that one. Thanks Phil.
AFW - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny premise..with a good message..very well done..5'sh
Phil Alexander - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah... parody author page hadn't been updated. Will go visit :-)
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good ol' Perry Como! This brings back memories. Great job, Guy.
Scathe - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
3 5's for some drunken humor.
Royce Miller - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
another stellar parody, Guy
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy is the Ozzard of Whiz.
Tim Hall - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Was that Genny Cream?
Guy - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all. I really am enjoying the Christmas season. More to come. Just need to get some more written.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
drink driving's legal if you take the backroads - or at least that's what I'll be teaching my kids, come the time - 555 Guy
John Jenkins - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good rhyming, good parody, but shouldn't the last word be "interred"?
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy...easy paced. 5's

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