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Song Parodies -> ""B" Gauze"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

""B" Gauze"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"B" Gauze is not the best,
It's second gra-ade
That's why I buy the kind
That's better made..
In case I cut myself,
The "A" I'll see
"B" Gauze is not for me!

"B" Gauze it wraps so wrong,
With flaws throughou-out
It's never used by doctors,
There's no doubt,
Unrolled around my finger
You won't see..
"B" Gauze, it's not for me!

"B" Gauze. must not be used
To bandage me-ee..
If I am hurt and injured seriously,
Lost speech, with hands I'll make
An :A" design..
"B" Gauze will not wrap mine!

"B" Gauze...will...not...wrap...mine!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stan Hall - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Somewhat surprisingly, since Perry (like Dinah and all the era's others) was during my '50s kidhood a parental tube-fare staple chez Hall, I didn't readily recall this particular Como croon. Googling up a tune reminder made a predictably entertaining parody even more so. 5s.
alvin - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
about time someone spoke out on this
John Barry - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I never thought about this before.
Andy Primus - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Now that's what I call an original idea - poorer quality used gauze breaks down faster than the more expensive type so degraded B-graded is better for the environment
AFW - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all...
LilBEEcakes - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR, I suppose that this is one case, where "B" might NOT do the trick, Sir? PS: go easy Sir, on the raking of FALL leaves, wearing gloves will prevent any injuries!

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