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Song Parodies -> "(Make Yourself a) Winter Spending Plan"

Original Song Title:

"(Walking in a) Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"(Make Yourself a) Winter Spending Plan"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Labels chic, cost is blist'ring.
They're insane, some are fist'ring.
A duty-full rite,
Unhappy they fight.
Sticking to the winter spending plan.

Gone away, no more Wii's®; Burned,
Let them lay, toys Chinese burned.
Just carry a prong,
To fight off the throng.
Sticking to the winter spending plan.

In the ghetto where they sell their snow man,
Apprehend them cops if they are found.
Cops play Dirty Harry,
On the blow-man.
Adds in-come to the job,
They head downtown.

Later on much acquired,
Have to put off retire.
A shopping crusade,
It'll take a dec-ade.
Payin' off my winter spending plan.

In the ghetto I become the snow-man,
'Fore the lenders start to jerk us 'round.
I'll get lots of funds sell this here blow man,
I can get these Christmas bills knocked down.

Sellin' snow, made a killing,
Up their nose, people filling.
Snow-holics will pay, like shop-n-go, Hey!
Make yourself a winter spending plan.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
My winter spending plan is quite simple and can be summoned up in one word - Survive! *Looks out window and wonders if today's batch of snow will stop at 25 centimeters*
alvin - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
sounds like a WHITE christmas to fave of the day
adagio - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job and good pacing.
Agrimorfee - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Lots of interesting perspectives laced throughout.. Cool stuff. 555kilos
Rick C - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Well said. 555
Red Ant - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
We seem to have been on a similar wavelength today, Guy. "Gone away, no more Wii's®; Burned/Let them lay, toys Chinese burned." was a bit awkward to me, but fine work none the less.
MrMacphisto - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting mix of fiscal advice and drugs... lol
John Jenkins - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good story and very good job of matching the rhyme scheme of TOS.
John Barry - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

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