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Song Parodies -> "Enjoy Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Enjoy Yourself"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Enjoy Yourself"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Enjoy Yourself,
Your fingers are for fun
Enjoy Yourself,
Doc Ruth says can be done
If monkeys do,
Then we can do it, too
Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Yourself
Just get lucky with you..

When we were young, this song was sung,
But never with such themes
Felt guilty when we'd you know what
Stayed mum about such dreams
Society had no sex talk
It just did not exist
Now sex is everywhere you look,
Madonna, Britney kissed..

Enjoy Yourself,
Your fingers are for fun
Enjoy Yourself
Our culture does not shun
It's everywhere,
They teach it in our schools
Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Yourself
Be comfy with new rules

No sex enhancement drugs were sold
In olden times, it's true
Viagra was a misspelled town
Where Honeymooners flew
Strict censorship in books and films
No girly skin could show
Until one pleasure pioneer
They called Brigitte Bardot

Enjoy Yourself,
And save trips to the shrink
Be coy, yourself
Accept the Winky Wink
It's healthy, now
Low, you don't need to sink
Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Yourself
It keeps you in the pink

Us Baby Boomers had it rough
No bad words could we drop
A pu**y was a little cat
A D**k, a private cop
We had to hide our nudie books
And worry Moms would find
Took many years, but now we know
We really won't go blind..

Enjoy Yourself,
Your fingers are for fun
Enjoy Yourself,
Doc Ruth says can be done
If monkeys do
Then we can do it, too
Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Yourself
Just get lucky with you..

Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Yourself,
And get lucky with you....










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alvin rhodes - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
well sure, but at least take yourself out to dinner first...5s
AFW - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin..and Happy New Year
Yoidy - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm all for havin' fun!
Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Amen, Brother AFW! As one brought up in the Catholic faith, I know all about feeling guilty about this stuff. Loved the lines "A pu**y was a little cat/ A D**k, a private cop" 555
AFW - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yoidy, Kristof, much obliged

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