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Song Parodies -> "Don't Let The Stirrers Get In Your Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let The Stirrers Get In Your Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

For pacing purposes pronounce "Stirrers" as one syllable
Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes,
Don't let the spoons bruise your nose
Some fancy drinks
Can mess up your blinks,
Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes
They might cause injury
And that "Emergency"
It ain't where you should be
When drinkin's what you love

So many drinks (are risky drinks)
So many stirrers (too many stirrers)
Don't let such hazards ruin your night
(No, don't let them ruin your night)
Watch umbrella's from,
those Colada's..they're so dumb
And an olive pit could block your throat up tight

Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes
Don't let the spoons poke your nose
Ice cubes that clink
Can cut at the brink
Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes
They could cause injury
And that "Emergency"
It ain't where you should be
'Cause drinkin's what you love..

(Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes)
(Don't let the spoons bruise your nose)

So many drinks (are risky drinks)
So many ways (so many ways)
So many ways drunks could get hurt
(innocent drunks could get hurt)
Beware when you sip, don't mess up your lip
From dumb junk there in your drinks that they insert
(They insert)

Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes
Don't let the spoons bruise your nose
(Don't let the spoons bruise your nose)
Those fancy drinks
Can mess up your blinks
Don't let the stirrers get in your eyes
They may cause injury
And at "Emergency"
Is not where you should be
'Cause drinkin's what you love
(It's what you love)
It's what you love

Drinkin's what you love ( drinkin's what you love)
It's what you love..

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Matthias - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the Paranoid Lounge!!!
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
you have an amazing ability to create little gems like about the most mundane things
AFW - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, and alvin
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said, exactly.
AFW - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to John

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