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Song Parodies -> "Stoned on this Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Home for the Holidays"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Stoned on this Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

4/20!!!! International Stoner Day!!!! 4/20!!!!
Yes, We're all getting stoned on this holiday
Hippies chatter "bout the day they toke
When you pine for a cigar they are free today
On this holiday, even the squares get stoned

Drugs in demand for this April Twenty
At the cigar store
None? Complain, yah. We all want to get a high
Our drug fried brains, eh, blokes unraveling
Need no whisky, Pot's our score
From Marlboro to the Camels
Or just huff some fresh enamel

Cause we're all getting stoned on this holiday
Stoners scatter as the cops raid their home
If you want to be happy? Then just take a blaze
On this holiday
You can't beat being stoned

Need a light?
Soon obtained
Go and plant your own cocaine
Bring the wife and kiddies
For some family fun
For drug treasure people bring
Lick a toad for certain zing
"Cid trip won't be too far

I met a man who's dressed like a hippie
He was bedding whore
Won't complain nah
She looks good because he's high (Because he's high)
His drug fried brain yah, sure unraveling
Kinda a dizzy crashed to floor
From Marlboro to the Camels
Or just huff some fresh enamel

No, There's no phase too stoned on this holiday
Mad as hatters each one as they toke
If you're going slaphappy, and you're eyes have glazed
On this holiday
You must be getting stoned
On this holiday
You must be getting stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I know Guy DiRito did something like this, but I had to do something for Hitler's B-Day, I mean Stoner Day!!!

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What a freak - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What happened to old guy dorito anyway? have not seen him around in many months.
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my old favorite Holiday songs...never heard about this holiday, but sounds like a good idea..some great lines and humor, here..my 5's
Tommy Turtle - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
That's funny, it wasn't on my calendar... thanks for letting us know. 555, and I'm gonna start spreading rumors that you can get high by licking a Turtle... frogs must have better press agents.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
damn...what am i doing at work today ?...nice job on this
John Barry - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, dude! 5s
PMS - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, Like I totally forgot today was stoner day. Man, I like so flaked again.
Dee Range - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Spliff Splaff, I ain't fakin' these laughs.
Red Ant - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What KIND of parody is this anyway? ;-)
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Also never knew about the holiday, but 555s.
Awb - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This is great! 5 5 5 :]

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