Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "'B' Caws"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"'B' Caws"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"B" Caws, my pet crow has
Imperfect speech
He slurs his words,
That's why each day I teach..
With hope that soon much better voiced, he'll be
"B" Caws, he calls to me

"B" Caws, he tries so hard
With split forked tongue
I still reward him for
All songs he's sung..
As through the dark of night he's flys so free
"B" Caws, he calls to me..

I'm glad God sent him down
From that big tree
I know, more "Caw caw" training
There must be
"B" Caws, but with just a few more sips of rum
"B" Caws, may "A" become !

"B" Caws, will "A" become !

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Red Ant - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I DKTOS here AFW but interesting parody.
Tim Mayfield - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
And I am missing some important information I guess, cause I don't understand it...
FLH - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess it is a little beyond third base...It's about a pet crow..their call is a "caw", right?.....mine has a lame one...that's why they're "B" caws a really cheesy pun on the original song, "Because" Perry old the sheet music was chiseled on stone slabs... but, thanks, Red And and Tim for commenting

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1116