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Song Parodies -> "I Had to go Poo"

Original Song Title:

"It Had to be You"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"I Had to go Poo"

Parody Written by:

Ben Molenda

The Lyrics

An endearing expression of those deepest of feelings.
I had to go poo, I had to go poo
I wandered around and finally found
A secluded loo
A white porcelain stool
With water so blue
And it made me glad, my dump could be had
Stinking of doo.

Some others I'd seen,
Were standing there peeing.
Right there in the troughs, their urines were lost
But they wouldn't doo.
With pain on my face, grittin' my grill,
Despite a few farts, my loo I did fill.
I had to go poo, wonderful poo, it had to be poo.

Some johns aren't too clean,
Streaks of brown and green,
Some lose their gloss, when cookies are tossed
They may change their hue.
I'm so full up, backed up to the gills
If it don't pass soon, I'll need fiber pills.
I have to go poo, wonder-if-I'll poo, it has to come through!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

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Mr. Potty Mouth - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I can sum this whole parody up in one word: CRAP.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Get ready for the sequel, as performed by Sammy Davis Jr,--"I gotta go Peeee! I gotta go Peee!" Is that you, Poopie Longstocking, under an alias? Gross stuff. 545
Johnny D - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Agri said, gross, indeed...just barely silly enough for a 5 in "How Funny".
Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, don't think that PL would post under an alias, as there is a parody by s/he today, with comments not enabled. DKTOS, so no vote.
Ben Molenda - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments guys. I've been browsing Amphigory's and Johnny D's stuff today and stand in awe. I first found the AmIRight site at 3 this morning and just submitted a couple for fun. I can see myself getting hooked on this fast.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, then Welcome To The Machine, Ben! Be sure to check out the Messageboard (see link on the left side of the page) where everyone chats about site-related issues--and everything else--and where our self-regulated contests are featured.
Mr. Potty Mouth - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
to Red Ant: I noticed that too, but PL put his name in the "original artist" field and put Elton John as the parody author name. Weird.

I still think this parody sucks.
Stuart McArthur - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
nice internal rhymes, Ben
Red Ant to Mr. Potty Mouth - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't notice that till you mentioned it. Maybe? intentional just to piss people off some more ( or they were so full of crap they got the 2 wrong, as I'm sure PL would want the credit for that stinker ).
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, can't vote.
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I read the other one, it is very gross. I'm actually amazed by how many toilet/poo parodies one person can make. You would figure that they would run out of ideas at some point.
Ben Molenda - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the only one I've ever done. And I hadn't even looked around the site at the others when I submitted it.

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