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Song Parodies -> "Pelagic Events"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Moments"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Pelagic Events"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Originally recorded by Perry Como December 1957. This parody evolved from thinking about fish supposedly having just four second memories.....
Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing

They'll never forget the ascent
that they swam, to meet by the high tide
The way that they flipped
To keep out of harm
Getting to the safe side

Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairng

Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of

The jelly phone lost,
caught in fishing line - for 4 second time slots
Oil-tanker that passed creating big shade
and a lot of cold spots

Pelagic Events
Memories fish are sharing
Pelagic Consent
When two fish are pairing

Four seconds of - meant-to-be's
Just Pelagic Moments they're proud of

The way that they veered
Whenever a shark was cruising with a frown

The seconds, all four, they dived so far
To see who could 'get down'

That divers big blade, the way that he prayed
when stuck in the plant life
The bikini top
They stole right away from his double DD wife

Pelagic Events
Fish are proud of
lucidlupin leebee 2004

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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Stuart McArthur - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave it 5s Lucid, because I LOVE the original, your pacing was (necessarily) good, and it SEEMED funny although I didn't understand it
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment & votes Stuart... re understanding .... Pelagic means of or pertaining to the Ocean - especially re fish..... Now try imagining you are one? I did! ;) Hope this helps!
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, it did, and when I read it the second time, armed with this insight, the pacing worked even better - go figure!

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