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Song Parodies -> "Middle Eastern New War Chant"

Original Song Title:

"Hawaiian War Chant"

Original Performer:

Performed in "The Lion King"

Parody Song Title:

"Middle Eastern New War Chant"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hey now, listen up there, Assad baby, would ja' pal?
Let me 'splain a simple rule of wagin' war and hell
Can't go spreadin' nerve gas - without any smell
'Gotta' kill 'em with a missile shell...

They're okay, the little roadside bombs, you use, I guess
They're acceptable although they kind a' make a mess
Yes, beheading's alright - gun or knife, no stress
There are ways to kill - and ways you can't...

Ahh yes, praise Allah...
Ahh yes, praise Allah...

You been bad my little lad, and need some discipline
If you notice out there in the gulf, our ships are in
When they boom and flash - you'll meet your virgin sin
That's The Middle Eastern New War Chant...

Ahh yes, praise Allah...
Ahh yes, praise Allah...

Ahh yes, praise Allah...
Ahh yes, praise Allah...

White House resident, the President just gave a speech
He's all ready with a military strike to teach
After Congresses vote - when done at the beach
That's Our Middle Eastern New War Chant..

Gotcha' mean regime, our weapon is psychology
Doctor Drew inspired technique called anxiety
Make the enemy guess - watch and wait and see
That's Our Middle Eastern New War Chant...

Any day, Abdul...
Pretty soon, Jabbar...
Better praise Allah...

That's Our Middle Eastern New War Chant...
That's Our Middle Eastern New War Chant...

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