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Song Parodies -> "Bieber"

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Peggy Lee

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The Lyrics

What is the deal with this kid?
Never pay attention to what's new
Just don’t particularly care
But keep hearing this name around me
And suddenly this kid is everywhere

His name is Bieber
That’s what the girls scream
Preteen libidos ignite
"BIEBER!” It’s a warning:
Sometimes riots they do incite

Bored and you’ve got some time?
And you wanna see a sight
Drive by a mall and yell his name
Then keep your distance and watch the fright

It’s Bieber-fever
Girls go crazy
When he flashes that smile so bright
Even! though he sounds corny
When he says “it’s aii-ght”

Everybody had a Bieber
We all get crushes as we grow
I remember my heart pittering
When Joey on Blossom said “Whoa!”

How ‘bout that SNL skit?
The teacher played by Tina Fey
Bieber laid the charm upon her
She said:
“I understand now, Mary Kay”

Usher gave us Bieber
You can't miss him
Bieber's number one with the youth
But Bieber! Won't sing higher
His voice will change when he grows pubes

Just one thing, don’t mean to make a fuss
He has some very weird hair
Gravity- that bowl defies it
But then
The little boy’s a millionaire

He’s Justin Bieber
He’s got riches
He’s Justin Timberlake-lite
Bieber! We’re his bitches
If he endorsed it, they’d sell lots of Sprite

Just hope he revels in the glory
And saves some money he made
Chicks may forget about the Bieber
When they graduate second grade

He's Justin Bieber
He ain't Eminem
His mom counts all the money he earns
Bieber! That's fo shizzle
Until the next big child star they churn

Until the next big child star they churn

Until the next big child star they churn

Until the next big child star they churn

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
When the Beatles first became famous that was said about them.
BabyRuth - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
:) Yeah, that Bieber's the next Lennon! Thanks to whoever voted!
John Barry - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Timberlake-lite: perfect!
Bilbopooh - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Seriously - what *is* it about that kid?? He really does seem to be everywhere! Got a good chuckle outta this.
Phil Alexander - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Might have known someone else would have come up with this idea.. I'm nearly a year behind the times, it seems (takes that long for pop culture to filter through, I guess). Excellent write, BR :-)

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