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Song Parodies -> "Beaver"

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Peggy Lee

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The Lyrics

Really know how much I love it
Really know how much I care
Perks me when I get to see it,
Nothin' like that Beaver, there..

Just give me Beaver,
When I'm lonely
Beaver, it's like dynamite
Beaver ! the mornin'
Beaver all through the night

It lights up the daytime
And sure lights up the night..
I light up when I see it there
Cause I know it's gonna' treat me right..

I love that Beaver..
When I'm tired
Beaver's such a welcome sight
Beaver ! the mornin'
And Beaver all through the night

Every man just loves a Beaver
This is something we all know
Beaver isn't any new thing
Beaver started long ago..

Romeo loved Juliette,
Juliette, she felt the same
When he put his arms around her, he said,
"Julie, Baby, Beaver's game !"

"I loveth Beaver"
"It's a blessing,
"Beaver's like the flame of youth
"Beaver, it's on fire,
"Beaver gives the soul of truth."

Cap'n Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
He said,
"Chiefie, now don't you dare !

"She gives me Beaver
"When I'm needy,
"Beaver is the goal of life
"Beaver !...makes me greedy
"Chiefie, let her be my wife."

Now you've listened to my story
I really think that Beaver's grand
Never miss "Leave It To Beaver"
Always watch it on that TV Land

It gives me Beaver,
Makes me happy,
Beaver, sets my heart aglow
Beaver !...keeps me laughin'
What a lovely TV show
What a lovely TV show
What a lovely TV show
What a lovely TV show...

Beaver !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
gotta leave it to ya...ya had me fooled right to the end...funny concept
The Smarmy Ghost of Eddie Haskell (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a very nice parody you've got here, Mr. Farcewon.
AFW - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments, alvin and Michael
JP - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Just like alvin, I was fooled by this, but pleasantly. I like parodies that have a surprise ending. Another awesome parody AFW.
AFW - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, JP....appreciate your compliment and comment...This is really a low list of entries for a Friday...Seems like A.I.R. is having a dry spell, the way, have you ever checked out a humor contest website, ? parodies, but, joke contests
Red Ant - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like a "'bate and snatch" to me, lol. Like Alvin, you had me fooled 'til the end, though I suppose a WF version would (wood?) only require a few minor changes.
AFW - August 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, RA...true, about WF...but, I feel this sort of combines both...

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