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Song Parodies -> "Lemurs.."

Original Song Title:

"Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peggy Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Lemurs.."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

This is a sad, sad, sad, sad tale.....
Never knew how much it cost me
But a refund's what I want
Ordered finest Scottish salmon
For my uptown 5-star restaurant

They sent me lemurs..in a big cage
Lemurs with their sad, sad eyes
Lemurs!....from the jungle
Lemurs had me quite surprised

Phoned a new wholesaler
"Truffles; twenty pounds"
The van turned up in the morning
And you can guess what they sent around

More freakin' lemursforty seven
Lemurs eating twigs and grass
Lemurs!....can't believe it
Lemurs comin' out my ass!

What to do with all these lemurs?
So I phoned a zoo upstate
They said they don't want no lemurs
All they do is procreate
Romeo loved Juliet,
Michael Jackson loves small boys
Seems nobody's lovin' lemurs
All they do is eat, screw and make noise

A hundred lemursin the kitchen
Lemurs getting on my nerves
Lemurs!....makin' whoopee
On the steaks and the hors doeuvres..

Customers are all complainin'
Finding fur in their desserts
When I tried to move a lemur
Bastard bit me where it hurts!

Bloody lemurs!....can't release 'em
Cannot sell them on ebay
Lemurs!...Cannot train them
I can't even give them away

Now you've listened to my story
Betcha wondrin' what I've done
With over one hundred lemurs
I'll tell you; but don't tell no one

There's no more lemurs...I don't miss 'em
Lemurs have all gone away
Would youlike to try some
Cajun lemur fricassee
Cajun lemur fricassee
Cajun lemur fricassee.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Royce Miller - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
this is the best parody about a lemur I've ever read
Claude Prez - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I'm so sick of all these songs about lemurs. Don't you people think about anything else? Outstanding though.
Joe Lemurman - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't laughed this hard since the 2000 primatries and I faced the Checken Hawk and the Gore-illa squared off against his opposablenent, Incurious George.
Johnny D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The Gifts of The Three Wise-Guys: Gold...Frankincense...and...LEMURS.
Stuart McArthur - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
for God's sake, don't upset the lemurs, Kristof...we don't want a wave of suicide lemurs on our hands...all that fur flying everywhere...5s ( but only if you issue an apology )
alvin rhodes - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...thanks for making me smile
Dee Range - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! Kristof! Leave them things alone! LOL, this was funny as hell, mate. High 5's, as usual
Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A very belated thank you to all who took the time to look in on my lemurs....

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