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Song Parodies -> "Butt Poke"
Original Song Title:
"Slow Poke"
Original Performer:
Pee Wee King and Redd Stewart
Parody Song Title:
"Butt Poke"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Doc keeps me waitin
With a latex glove, he's satan
It's a Butt Poke
Big hands, I wonder
Will it hurt, or will he blunder
It's a Butt Poke
Hinds mean nothing to him
He tells me bend
K-Y blend,
Five inches,
eight inches,
Feels like it's ten...
Burns like a stinger
Think he's usin' his ring finger
It's a Butt Poke
Prostate examin'
Always means a lot of rammin'
It's a Butt Poke, rear..
Think I'll sign up,
Go back to college
Proctology, pursue...
A chance for gettin' even...
Be a Butt Poke, too
A way I will get even
Be a Butt Poke, too
With a latex glove, he's satan
It's a Butt Poke
Big hands, I wonder
Will it hurt, or will he blunder
It's a Butt Poke
Hinds mean nothing to him
He tells me bend
K-Y blend,
Five inches,
eight inches,
Feels like it's ten...
Burns like a stinger
Think he's usin' his ring finger
It's a Butt Poke
Prostate examin'
Always means a lot of rammin'
It's a Butt Poke, rear..
Think I'll sign up,
Go back to college
Proctology, pursue...
A chance for gettin' even...
Be a Butt Poke, too
A way I will get even
Be a Butt Poke, too
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DKTOS but since I initially was kinda heading this way with my own parody for this day I had to check it out. No poking around the subject here though. :-)
love the satan with a latex glove bit
DKTOS but I'll give you five fingers.
Thanks, Peter, alvin, and John...it is a dinosaur...that's true
OH DEAR GOD, NO! :0
Thanks, Agrimorfee...quite a reaction..
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