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Song Parodies -> "Butt Poke"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Poke"

Original Performer:

Pee Wee King and Redd Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Poke"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Doc keeps me waitin
With a latex glove, he's satan
It's a Butt Poke

Big hands, I wonder
Will it hurt, or will he blunder
It's a Butt Poke

Hinds mean nothing to him
He tells me bend
K-Y blend,
Five inches,
eight inches,
Feels like it's ten...

Burns like a stinger
Think he's usin' his ring finger
It's a Butt Poke

Prostate examin'
Always means a lot of rammin'
It's a Butt Poke, rear..

Think I'll sign up,
Go back to college
Proctology, pursue...
A chance for gettin' even...
Be a Butt Poke, too

A way I will get even
Be a Butt Poke, too

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but since I initially was kinda heading this way with my own parody for this day I had to check it out. No poking around the subject here though. :-)
alvin rhodes - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
love the satan with a latex glove bit
John Barry - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I'll give you five fingers.
AFW - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, alvin, and is a dinosaur...that's true
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee...quite a reaction..

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