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Song Parodies -> "50 Blades Upon My Razor"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Blades Upon My Razor"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

"50 Blades Upon My Razor"

It started with two blades than it quickly went to three
Many years later I can't believe what I see
They added more to fight our struggle to shave clean
There must be 50 blades upon my razor

When I first heard of it I said this can't be true
Who would want, an enormous stack of blades to scrape so close to you
So I went up to the store and got one for me too
There must be 50 blades upon my razor
50 blades upon my razor

Just look at that stacked rack
It won't leave a strand man
This isn't a toy boy
Just try it and see
Just use it with light touch
You won't need to stroke it much
Yes you can believe me
You'll be stubble free

One stroke and I was in excruciating pain
I wish there was something I could do to put skin back again
And I cursed out loud and was full of deep distain
About the fifty blades

I dialed 911, held pressure to the site
And then I sat and waited till I saw a flashing light
And than the paramedic said that my head must not be right
There must be 50 blades upon your razor
50 blades upon your razor

Stay away from the stack jack
It's not a good plan man
This isn't a toy boy
I tried it and see
I ran out of luck buck
You don't want to use it much
Yes you can believe me
You'll be derma free
(Repeat)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

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Cryptic Wizard - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank Zarquon they haven't really gone up to fifty blades yet...so far they've only got four. Good parody, though...very cute.
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever and funny!
David Jensen - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks.
Charlie Decker - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Really really good. Much better than my "50 ways" parody. That song gave me fits! Anyway, 555. Keep up the good work.
David Jensen - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, this song was very difficult to parody.
Jeff Reuben - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea for your song! You're on the cutting edge of parodies =) Whenever I see the commercials for 4 blades, I always wonder when they'll go to five...I thought this was very clever.
Adagio - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody. 5's
StanTheParodyMan - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good pacing and clever idea.
Jack - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Really funny parody. One of the best recent ones I've seen. 5's
Aaron Dodson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This reminded me of the Mad TV skit with the 20-bladed Spishak razor. "The first blade cuts the hair, the second cuts it closer, the fifth blade removes that annoying layer of skin, the 10th takes care of those blood vessels, the 15th cleans the palque of your teeth, and...."
Jacquie - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you originally from Victoria British Columbia?
broken - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
nice one mate, enjoyed the grand read.

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