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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Care Nuthin' Fer Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Paul Astin Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Care Nuthin' Fer Christmas"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

For the White Trash Christmas Album. I hope I got the OS author name right
He told me Santa Claus was dead
When I was only three
It was all my fault he said
He's stuck in our chimble-y.
Then the lying evil thug
Swilled some whiskey from his jug
To the woodshed I was drug
'N he took a switch to me.

Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
Conjures up memories bad
Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
A white trash butthead is my dad.

Each Christmas in the village square
Totally blitzed gets he
At the folks assembled there
Shoutin' obcenities.
People tend to look askance
At him as he drops his pants
And the sheep tries to romance
In the living nativity.

Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
Conjures up memories bad
Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
Thanks to my sheep ruttin' dad.

You won't hear me sing Jingle Bells
Or Oh Christmas Tree.
Songs about reindeer and elves,
Frankly they sicken me
And to those people who insist
On wishing me Merry Christmas
'Neath mistletoe my ass can kiss.
Bah Humbug leave me be!

Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
Conjures up memories bad
Oh I don't care nuthin' fer Christmas
Each year when it's over I'm glad.

So better steer clear whatever you do
Cuz if you don't I'm warning you.
I bought a shotgun last Christmas.

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carol - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny concept, naughty images. 5's
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
darn those sheep ruttin' dads anyway...lol
Matthias - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yee-Haw!!!!! Loved the mistletoe line, grit job here
Ravyn Rant - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Minus the sheep love, this reminds me of childhood...thanks, I think. 555
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job, though I thought this wasb y Barry Gordon?
AFW - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I wool give you fives..
PMS - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks carol, alvin, Matthias, Ravyn (mine too), Jack (I looked many places for an author name, couldn't find one) and AFW. LOL on all the comments
MMM - November 17, 2012 - Report this comment
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