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Song Parodies -> "Morita Rifle"

Original Song Title:

"Chiquita Banana Commercial"

Original Performer:

Patti Clayton

Parody Song Title:

"Morita Rifle"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For any "Starship Troopers" fans...
The Morita Rifle will make the Bugs pay
Bullpup Smartrifle will save the day
8 Guage 12 round lower with upper 7.62 (mm)
Mobile Infantry and Fleet Marines know just what to do!

Meet the Arachnid challenge
Blow their limbs away- then slay!
Auto fire deplete them
Mark II grenade dismay

Kill the bugs, Kill the bugs, Kill the bugs!!!

But, be wary of a pulse detonator
Explosions in waves like earthquake tremors!

Klendathu... remember...

Patti Clayton was the first 1944 Chiquita Banana girl at a time when bananas were considered an exotic import fruit!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment
one word for this parody: Bananas! 5's
Rob Arndt - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, please tell me that you've actually seen "Starship Troopers!"

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