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Song Parodies -> "French Letters in the Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Love Letters in the Sand"

Original Performer:

Pat Boone/Ted Black

Parody Song Title:

"French Letters in the Sand"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

1930's - Ted Black & 1950's - Pat Boone.
Pol-lu-tion every day
We scrape the stuff away
Crud & french letters in the sand

Lots of stuff you cant hide
It sails in on the tide
Old used french letters in the sand

Sanitary towells a few & tampons & poo
And somehow a cow made of plastic too

Broken cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand

(whistling/retching)

Broke cups 'n' paper plates
With every wave that breaks
And used french letters in the sand
© lucidlupin leebee 2004

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Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the second parody I've read today that has made me want to heave...well done, LLLB...555
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry about that Kristof - this one was just asking to be done - wrote itself before I started... ;)
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
ps.....It also reflects the state of certain beaches where I live in Cornwall UK sometimes - hence the campaign group Surfers Against Sewage started here... ;)
Royce Miller - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
interesting parody to a rarely seen old song

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