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Song Parodies -> "A Whole Love"
Original Song Title:
"April Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pat Boone
Parody Song Title:
"A Whole Love"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
A whole love
Is for the very you-ung
Impotent old geezers
Should abstain and pass
A whole love's a sensitive procedure
That brings a double feature, with some class
Always, with a whole love
A lubricant is needed
Too often, not exceeded
It's the rule of play..
Tight rein old Ben,
Don't force the horse too tightly,
If not rightly done,
She'll scream. and run away
Always, with a whole love
Your lady may be iffy,
The air a little sniffy,
Not a fresh bouquet..
Probe slow, old Ben,
Move gently, and not lewdly
If too crudely done,
She'll scream and run away
Is for the very you-ung
Impotent old geezers
Should abstain and pass
A whole love's a sensitive procedure
That brings a double feature, with some class
Always, with a whole love
A lubricant is needed
Too often, not exceeded
It's the rule of play..
Tight rein old Ben,
Don't force the horse too tightly,
If not rightly done,
She'll scream. and run away
Always, with a whole love
Your lady may be iffy,
The air a little sniffy,
Not a fresh bouquet..
Probe slow, old Ben,
Move gently, and not lewdly
If too crudely done,
She'll scream and run away
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Lubricating to squeeze in some fives. Really funny!
And, speaking of lubricating...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/stealerswheel28.shtml
Pete - Not only a fun job, but the idea of Pat Boone singing this is irrestible! ;D
I'm sure there's a joke in here about "getting it down Pat," but I can't figure it out. I do remember, however: Richard Nixon had to see "Deep Throat" three times before he could get it down Pat.
Thanks, fellows, and John, I would say Nix-on that old joke, but it bares repeating.
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