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Song Parodies -> "Volleyball In The Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Love Letters In The Sand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Boone

Parody Song Title:

"Volleyball In The Sand"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Where I sing karaoke, in the next room there is a female sand volleyball league playing. Is this a distraction? Well, now I know why burlesque comedians always wore baggy pants! ;D


On a day, any day
I watch them as they play
Volleyball in the sand.
How they do their great game!
I'll never be the same
Watching volleyball in the sand.

How they set and they spike
While I sing on the mike.
And they make me regret
That I'm hooked on cigarettes.

How they glisten with sweat.
It's the best thing I've seen yet!
Oh, those volleyball players in the sand.

(Back to the bridge)

They are so fit and cool,
I am a drooling fool!
I watch and I swoon.
Damn, I was born to soon.

'Though I sing and I roam,
Wish that they would take me home.
Those chick volleyball players in the sand.





My dream sand volleyball team would inclide Fiddlegirl, andria, Christie...and me! ;D

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Mark Scotti - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
They are a thing of beauty to watch out there! HEY, Congrats on passing me in the parody pack!!!
Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds cool! DKTOS but I really liked the parody
Old Man Ribber - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks...and a tempory condition for sure Mark ;D
Barry J. Mitchel - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, you're not as old as Artie Johnson's DOM character on Laugh-In, who in one skit couldn't remember why he enjoyed watching women.
If OWR (OLR?) sees this, you might be sentenced to house arrest. No more karaoke!
Even Jimmy Carter admitted mental unfaithfulness -- and Rosalyn never complained!
Roger Miller sang "You can't goose women in a baseball pool" -- or did I mishear?
blackjack21 - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Karaoke? Get in there and watch the game! ;-)
AFW - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Net bad, net bad, at all
Christie Marie M - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention at the bottom comments, OMR! Serving you 3 sets of 5 volleyballs over the net!

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