Song Parodies -> "The Viewership"

Original Song Title:

"Bernardine"

Original Performer:

Pat Boone

Parody Song Title:

"The Viewership"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the viewer commitments to the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast featuring all 300 boy scouts and elephants, so enjoy.

Oh, the viewership
Oh, oh, oh, the viewership
I can tell by the aging on your time
You're in beautiful times for the times you're in
An' I'm in times for the viewership

Oh, the viewership
Oh, oh, oh, the viewership
When you wander into my scouts at night
Your remarkable form is cheering for it
I go, go, go for the viewership
The viewership, the viewership

You're a little bit like every day I've ever seen
Oh, your 300 boy scouts are well unknown
But the way you assemble them's all your own
All yours and mine, dear the viewership (yours and mine, dear the viewership)
Oh, the viewership
Oh, oh, oh, the viewership

Say you'll wait for me out by the elephants
And we'll both came off into Roxanne
At oh, oh, oh-oh, the viewership
The viewership, the viewership

Come away with me now for talking to Bud Collyer for it
We'll come home by the way of a television set
Just a little this side of Manhattan
And there I'll stay with the viewership (there I'll stay with the viewership)
There I'll stay with the viewership!

That's all for now!

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