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Song Parodies -> "RosAnn"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Parody Song Title:

"RosAnn"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-man

The Lyrics

This is a song for the show "Rosann" in the style of Jackie Blue!
(GUITAR SOLO INTRO)
ooh-hoo, Rose-Ann, can't stand you are your husband D-a-a-a-n
I hate it when you rave and r-a-a-a-nt,
that's why I leave the r-o-o-m
and turn off the tube so I can quite wearing a frown
ooh, Rose-Ann,
you're bribing me d-o-o-o-o-wn
It's like
your son D.J.,
was your way of ripping-off the movie E.T.,
for he looked like an
alien to m-e-e-e-e!!
You can't take a hint but I got to leave you with-in a m-i-i-i-le
because leaving you with a smile seems to be not so good enough,
while
your
walking around like your in a strait jacket and hand c-u-u-u-ffs


ooh Rose-Ann, your gonna loose so....
don't try to tell me that you're not aw-a-a-a-re
of what you're doing to your daughters and that you don't c-a-a-a-re
you say it's easy, to do the mothering th-i-i-i-i-ng
to you it's like playing but your daughter's lives are not a g-a-a-me
ooh-hoo, Rose-Ann, what are you gonna d-o-o-o ?
making your daughter's wishes never come tr-u-u-u-e
To you your daughters are never a mount to anyth-i-i-i-ng,
ooh Rose-Ann, Look you're doughier Darl-e-e-e-ne
is smarting off to y-o-o-o-u and wacking her sister Becky in the head ag-a-a-a-in
(GUITAR SOLO)

ooh-hoo,your sister Jackie is to bl-u-u-u-e,
It's
like a dream that she can ever find a m-a-a-an , well, It is all thanks to y-o-o-o-u

making her love life and her self fell like a big ol' A double S-S
ooh-hoo, Rose-Ann, can't stand you are your husband D-a-a-a-n
ev'ry day,I look into my TV set
I watch the show but I don't see it how...
Your ratings did r-i-i-ise,on your old network A-B-C
ooh-hoo, Rose-Ann,
this song is way to l-o-o-o-o-ng but it helps me say how I disb-i-i-i-i-

se y-o-o-u, Oh, I disbise you more than you and Jackie desbises your mo-o-o-th-er
ooh-hoo, Rose-Ann,
hey, hey, hey, hey
(GUITAR SOLO
TILL THE SONG ENDS)
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Mr. Critic - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing doesn't match, especially in the number of syllables. Secondly, what do you mean, "you ARE your husband Dan"? That don't make cents...oops, I mean sense.
Spoof-Man - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well the way I see it Mr. Critic, you can't wine them all, thanks for the feed back!!

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