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Song Parodies -> "His Pathetic Weener"
Original Song Title:
"Oscar Mayer Weiner"
Original Performer:
Oscar Mayer Weiner Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"His Pathetic Weener"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The hot car death of a child with the father sexting during the day...
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
While his child was dying in his SUV
Only wish this killer was a bit keener
Pre-med murder mixed with stupidity!
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
Sent on cell, now under scrutiny
Cheating on his wife- he should have just left her
Behavior makes him look so damn guilty!
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
Could have prevented this tragedy
He could have just been a lousy cheater
Instead of committing this cruel felony
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
One girl was under-age at 16
Home Depot disgrace showing off his weener
Killed his son with heat while e-sexting
How unmerciful can one truly be???
While his child was dying in his SUV
Only wish this killer was a bit keener
Pre-med murder mixed with stupidity!
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
Sent on cell, now under scrutiny
Cheating on his wife- he should have just left her
Behavior makes him look so damn guilty!
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
Could have prevented this tragedy
He could have just been a lousy cheater
Instead of committing this cruel felony
Oh, “Ross” was sexting his pathetic weener
One girl was under-age at 16
Home Depot disgrace showing off his weener
Killed his son with heat while e-sexting
How unmerciful can one truly be???
Weener here used as substitute for his "junk"
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you have a weiner here Rob certainly not junk 455 perhaps parents who kill their children by leaving them in hot vehicles should recieve the death penalty by the same means...
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