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Song Parodies -> "I Don'tCare About Weight Gain"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Original Performer:

Optional

Parody Song Title:

"I Don'tCare About Weight Gain"

Parody Written by:

Sylvester Williams,CLS

The Lyrics

From a guy who refuses to diet
I
Don't care
about
wieght gain
I
don't care
about carbs

buy me a hot dog and
garlic fries

eating junk food
is how I get high

So I'll
wolf,wolf, wolf
down some
doughnuts

diets are just so insane

I'll have
one,
two,
three grams of fat

'cause I
have
no
shame

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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MasonR - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job on an OS that's light on lyrics. 555!
PMS - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
You hit a home run here. LOL
TJC - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Short and sweet!
John Barry - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Have some fives with your fries.
YousoCrazy - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, that is hilarious. Keep up the great work and keep on keeping on. Fantastic. Have a nice day! =-)
Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Watch out if your weight is 555 kg!
John - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this parody. Suggestion: I might change the ending to one-two-twelve grams of fat --- as three, while it matches the original lyrics, is pretty low from a dieting perspective. Twelve adds a good laugh at the end, and is the highest you can go and keep it one syllable.
Dylan Baranski - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody! 5-5-5 homers for you! Have an Extra-large tub of french fries, dude!

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