Song Parodies -> "X-Box"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Box"

Original Performer:

Omarion

Parody Song Title:

"X-Box"

Parody Written by:

Phantom J

The Lyrics

This is the same name as another song, but this is different, and possibly worse. I was bored at its creation.

I got hit by a bus, 'bout to die again
I know that, it's my fault, but you don't understand (no)
I got split in two, lungs are in my shoe
All of the surgeons had no clue what to do.
No organs, no donors, no chance to survive
Just might die, because I had no spleen or gulbladder
Hate all of those things, just like Burger King
They all replaced my organs with game consoles

[Bridge]
They used all of the Next Gen consoles, and they wired in joysticks
And they even put in motion detecting; it was cool
Plus they put in some older consoles in, made me go retro
SNES, PSP
Playstation 3

[Chorus 2x]
I got an Xbox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this Xbox and it's a three-sixty (said I got this)
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold, They were sold
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold

Play Mario Bros. here, on my screen forehead
Even Sonic 3, or Zelda Two, Plus Castlevania
Resident Evil, available
Mash the buttons coming out of my earlobes
Or just shake the Wiimotes jutting out of my left and right nostrils
'Cause my heart is only some ol' Magnavox or Atari
Oh yeah, made a reference, you go look it up
Even got Super Famicom, Iron Man can't beat me!

[Bridge]
They used all of the Next Gen consoles, and they wired in joysticks
And they even put in motion detecting; it was cool
Plus they put in some older consoles in, made me go retro
SNES, PSP
Playstation 3

[Chorus 2x]
I got an Xbox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this Xbox and it's a three-sixty (said I got this)
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold, They were sold
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold

I don't wanna be some game system for the kids ('cause I don't wanna be) [2x]
Don't wanna become the latest game console in the world [6x]

[Bridge]
They used all of the Next Gen consoles, and they wired in joysticks
And they even put in motion detecting; it was cool
Plus they put in some older consoles in, made me go retro
SNES, PSP
Playstation 3

[Chorus 2x]
I got an Xbox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this Xbox and it's a three-sixty (said I got this)
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold, They were sold
They were sold, They were sold, They were sold

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