-> "Favorite Store"
Original Song Title:
"Favorite Crime"
Parody Song Title:
"Favorite Store"
The Lyrics
Know that I loved you so good
I let you treat me like that
I was your willing purchases, honey
And I watched as you fled the buyer
Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four stores bloody
The things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite store
You used me as a grovery
I crossed my heart as you crossed the line
And I defended you to all my friends
And now, every time they had to buy
I wonder if you're around
'Cause you know that I'd do it all again
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite store
It’s bittersweet to think about the purchase that we do
'Cause I was going down, but I was doing it with you
Yeah, everything we ship, and all the trouble that we made
But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face
Oh, look what we became
All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
All the things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite store
Your favorite store
Your favorite store
'Cause baby, you were mine
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